RosyProse

….there was a baby seal washed up on the beach in Southend on Sea last week so these are his thoughts, hope he is ok?

Sammy The Lost Seal

I got washed up on the beach today

And I’ve lost my mum

I really don’t know where I am

I am feeling rather glum

I hope some one will rescue me

How did I end up up in Southend on Sea!

For goodness sake

The earth did quake

And I ended up on this sand

So please give me a hand

To get back to me mum

It surely is no fun

And all the people look at me

On Facebook and on Twitter too

But all I need is some help

I really am so blue

My name is Sammy the seal you see

I got lost in the ocean

I just need to get back home

Don’t need no fuss and commotion

Lots of people are saying arghhhh

But that really is no good

I wish they understood

Take me home

To you I plea

I’ll have fish fingers

Whilst you have tea

Ooh my rescuers are here right now

It was nice chatting to you anyhow

Can’t wait to get back to me mum

So cheerio

I take a bow

this is my facebook twaddle poem! could you live without Facebook? Really? what are the good and bad points about Social Media, tell me your thoughts? Katy my cat is always on the laptop checking her catbook page! meow!

now we all talk a load of twaddle
for a doddle
each day we come on here
we tell our news and views and thoughts
and things which we hold dear
a photo of our dearest pet
an anniversary to celebrate
a thoughtful note to say goodnight
before it gets too late
some things we just dont understand
people in a world of their own
they say odd things
or simple moan and groan
little trolls sometimes appear
and we need to pull them by the ear
so behave you naughty thing
just because you are on social media
doesn’t allow you to be mean
is there any criteria
with this social media
lets tap away on the keyboard
oh lord
what glory
another story!
lets tell a tale or two
lets tell everyone what we did today
one more time
again
and through and through
then sing a song
and say hello
lets get cross
and then bellow
facebook farce its here again
we keep in touch
it can never wain
a daily post
it is the most
that we can do
so I say to you
could you live without Facebook?
has it really got you on a hook?
I love to see you each day
and natter natter natter
when really I should go for a walk
or I could get fatter and fatter and fatter!
my imagination it does run riot
I have a facebook hungry diet
I arrive each day
that is the way
of life it seems to day!
Social media an amazing deal
is it something you really feel
that you could not live without
would you clammer crawl and shout
if you could not post or make a twitter
when you could go for a run
and just get fitter!
this a daft ditty for sure
so ill run and hide
behind that door!

every week I write a rhyme
I always seem to find the time
a little ditty
might be witty
happy
funny
sad
something to make you think
or makes you glad
today my mind is all a muddle
its full of fluff
and just a muddle
so I just cant think of what to say
for my poem I have to say!
the suns been shining
its been very hot
oh! and I nearly forgot
Polly doodle says hi to you
we are all weary it has to be true
and Katy cat is chasing a mouse
I hope she doesn’t bring it in the house!
So from Shrewsbury I will give wave to you
it is the weekend it has to be true
so enjoy the sun and lovely weather
by the seaside, well I never!
I miss the sea it has to be true
I need a paddle to make my feet blue!
so that’s my rhyme I didn’t do bad, little old me
so Im off to have a cuppa tea… as always…

Heres not to question why
And what to do
To be me
Or fit in
And follow the crowd
Am I quirky
If I say
I don’t agree at all
Today
To what is said
And being fed
To me
Hold up strong with your views
And don’t let bossy people bully you
Into thinking
They are right
Take a hike
Tell them!
Our life is bombardments
Compartments
Of bravery
Sadness
And retort
Give it a thought
What you say
Each day
Do you?
Do you consider your respondents feelings
As you natter on and shout
Without a doubt
That you are right
We stay and fight
Or take flight
Like a bird on the wing
Be free
And just be little ol me
Again..

I sit here

And wonder why

As the day goes by

What is the meaning of all this

And where I am

And what to do

Here I am

I’ll see it through

Each day I feel a muddle

So I sit in a huddle

And watch the time go by

And just say hi

What a to do

But I’ll see it through

There is a step to climb

And door to open

A road to walk

It’s all happening

But it’s not that easy

But I will go

If you know what I mean

I’m always keen

To get going

And carry on

There are ups

There are downs

Some times I smile

And sometimes I frown

Days are joyful

Then they are sad

And sometimes quiet

And sometimes mad

It’s a bit coy

Oh boy

Then sometimes a bother

The days are short

No time to hover

So I’ll carry on

Let’s get going

There is time

But never knowing

Enjoy it if you can

This thing called Life

Since it began!

Here I am

I’ll see it through

Won’t you?

I sit here

And wonder why

As the day goes by

What is the meaning of all this

And where I am

And what to do

Here I am

I’ll see it through

Each day I feel a muddle

So I sit in a huddle

And watch the time go by

And just say hi

What a to do

But I’ll see it through

There is a step to climb

And door to open

A road to walk

It’s all happening

But it’s not that easy

But I will go

If you know what I mean

I’m always keen

To get going

And carry on

There are ups

There are downs

Some times I smile

And sometimes I frown

Days are joyful

Then they are sad

And sometimes quiet

And sometimes mad

It’s a bit coy

Oh boy

Then sometimes a bother

The days are short

No time to hover

So I’ll carry on

Let’s get going

There is time

But never knowing

Enjoy it if you can

This thing called Life

Since it began!

Here I am

I’ll see it through

Won’t you?