River Severn ditty, as its topical at the moment and haven’t done a ditty for a while…
River flow so fast dont wait for me just rush past the power of Mother Nature here it is truly clear does not worry just will cause slurry as it worms its way round town without a frown just carries on and on and on in ferment in such an enormous torment takes no heed of your house or a cat dog or tiny mouse in your way that doesn’t matter the power of water river growing fatter and fatter River Severn runs down from a stream in Wales and to the Bristol Channel it does hail and if the rain does begin to fall this river has no shame at all the banks are burst and all is let lose as the snow and rain fall on Welsh mountains so stay indoors and peep through your curtains! at the wintery weather will make your cheeks glow Mother Nature as she does ebb and flow Like a slippery snake everything in its way it will take and has no mercy… RIVER
Will you be my Valentine
to me will you be true
I have a lovely rose
to bestow just for you
my heart is yours
my smile too to keep
there is no longer need to weep
as I hold you in my arms once more
no need to leave and walk out the door
to treasure each other
til time doth end
(you surely do drive me round the bend!)
but my love for you is unbounding
for this I shout aloud unsounding!
a lovely Valentine so true
you know it is so truly you
my lifelong love and true friend soul mate
lets make it together to the Pearly Gate!
What shall I watchSome nature programme Or do it yourself botchMaybe a sit comOr a thriller Or a cookery courseA recipe for my dinnerMaybe a quizQuestioning my knowledge Or a pet programme Or wild animals on the forageSometimes the birdsFly byOh my!On the screenI meanI think they are realIt’s no big dealAs I jump at the tvTo try and catch themAnd they fly behind the tellyAnd I fall on my belly!So tv for cats is really greatI stay up lateAnd sit and purrWhilst my mum sits by and strokes my fur!
Well Christmas is over Thank goodness for that Now we can put on our New Year Hat! And jump up and down Let’s begin We are all too fat And need to get slim! All those mince pies cakes and treats No wonder we can hardly see our feet! Are you on a diet Or have a resolution of sort What does the New Year hold for you, what is your thought? Will you be kinder more thoughtful and willing Will you try to save a bob or a shilling? Will you work harder New tasks in hand Or will you still bury your head in the sand! What ever your New Year plans may be Have a smile Have Peace in your heart And all will be twee!
Busy is a word I useIt is my biggest excuseTo make sure I feel justified So I can shake off that choking nooseThe drag of all of those people Friends family work colleagues That grate on my nerves for sureIt gives me great fatigue Do I really need to see themNow! Oh no! Once more! Really!My priorities are important its business that is best I have a list of the greatest And those I least like the best!So if I don’t care to see themMy busy spot is filled Even if their feelings I truly have definitely killedBut I am most important So I just do as I jolly well pleaseAnd if you don’t like itWell I truly am a teaseWhilst people sit aloneAnd hope someone will call byIf not to stay to teaJust to say hi!So all you busy peopleTry and make a minuteAnd fill itWith a call to a lonely personYou really could just make their dayjust something small to sayand make them feel specialwithin your very busy way